Facebook Inspiration

I got inspired from watching ads for the Facebook phone today, and "wrote", well "stole" two commercials for the phone that is wired into the peoples' brains. Here's the first one:

 The text: We carry our phones where we go. They’re with us almost every second of the day. We reach for them when we have a free moment, or we’re curious. More than anything, we use our phones to connect to people we care about. This is Facebook home. From the moment you turn on your phone, you see what friends are sharing, your latest messages calls and updates, are right up front, and you can keep chatting from any app, so matter what you’re doing, your friend are always right there with you. Home: A whole new experience for you phone.


 And my version: We carry our phones where we go. They’re with us almost every second of the day. We reach for them when we have a free moment, or we’re curious. More than anything, we use our phones to connect to people we care about. This is Facebook home. From the moment you turn on your phone, you see what friends are sharing, your latest messages calls and updates, are right up front, and you can keep chatting from any app, so matter what you’re doing, your friend are always right there with you. Home: A whole new experience for you phone.


 And number 2:

 

 Chairs. Chairs are made so that people can sit down and take a break. Anyone can sit on a chair, and if the chair is large enough, the can sit down together, and tell jokes or make up stories, or just listen. Chairs are for people. And that is why chairs are like Facebook. Doorbells, airplanes, bridges… these are things people use to get together, so they can open up and connect about ideas, and music and other things that people share. Dance floors. Basketball. A great nations. A great nation is something people build, so they can have a place where they belong. The universe. It is vast and dark, and makes us wonder if we are alone. So maybe the reason we make all of these things is to remind ourselves that we are not.

 And my version, which is exactly the same, except one substitution (the material is that good!)

Chairs. Chairs are made so that people can sit down and take a break. Anyone can sit on a chair, and if the chair is large enough, the can sit down together, and tell jokes or make up stories, or just listen. Chairs are for people. And that is why chairs are like the Good Life Corporation. Doorbells, airplanes, bridges… these are things people use to get together, so they can open up and connect about ideas, and music and other things that people share. Dance floors. Basketball. A great nations. A great nation is something people build, so they can have a place where they belong. The universe. It is vast and dark, and makes us wonder if we are alone. So maybe the reason we make all of these things is to remind ourselves that we are not.